PUTTING RAISINS IN COOKIES DOESN’T MAKE THEM HEALTHY IT MAKES THEM SHIT
am I the only one who likes Oatmeal raisin cookies??
oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious get out of here
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
the kingdom hearts english voice cast is so funny to me like??
- ex teen pop star as roxas
- sixth sense kid as sora
- 7th heaven main cast member as riku
- kim possible as yuffie
- soap opera star as cloud strife
- count dooku as diz
- the girl from heroes as kairi
- mandy moore as aerith
- LANCE BASS FROM NYSYNC as SEPHIROTH
you could not make this shit up if you TRIED
don’t forget luke skywalker as eraqus and spock as master xehanort
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall